UNREASONABLY SMALL COMPANY · UNREASONABLY LARGE IDEAS

WE MAKE
THINGS
THAT BITE.

Innovative digital products engineered to blow minds, bend workflows, and make the future feel slightly less boring.

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The enigmatic hairless canine founder
FIG. 01THE FOUNDER
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[ OUR SMALL BELIEF ]

THE INTERNET HAS ENOUGH
SOFTWARE THAT JUST WORKS.

WE MAKE SOFTWARE THAT
DOES SOMETHING TO YOU.

No growth hacks. No “synergy.” No 47-person meeting about the color blue. Just strange ideas, built exceptionally well.
02 THINGS FROM THE LAB

Some exist. Some are becoming.
All are under close supervision.

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CLASSIFIED
SaaS / ProbablyTeaching computers a new trick.
IN DEVELOPMENT
/002
UNNAMED THING
Website / PossiblyYou’ll know it when you see it.
INCUBATING
/003
THE OTHER ONE
??? / DefinitelyLegally, we cannot explain.
DREAMING

* Names, functions, and the fabric of reality subject to change.

[ OPEN FREQUENCY ]

RECEIVE
TRANSMISSIONS.

Infrequent dispatches from inside the lab. New products, field notes, unexplained phenomena. No spam. We don’t have the staff.